It's pretty lame for three grown-up men to be rowing a boat together.
Hold on. I'll find you the best chicks.
Look around us, Lupin. There's no boat with only women.
They are all in pairs.
Huh?
Goemon, you have a good taste in women.
- I'll see you later, guys. - Lupin!
Hello, young lady.
What?
Zenigata!
If you want a woman, I'll give you one. Here!
It's a dummy!
All I want is you, Lupin. I don't care about the rest.
My grandfather always told me to be careful with women.
Well said, Lupin.
He also told me to watch my step.
what are you doing?
Ah! Look ahead! Ahead!
Ah! Wow! You bastard!
Now, watch your step!
Hey! You idiot! Stop fooling around!
Well, take care!
Where's the key? Key... Key...
I got it!
Goodbye, Pops! Zenigata!
Wait! Stop!
*GOLD SMUGGLING* 101
It's not appropriate for a policeman to do such a thing, but I have no choice...
...if I want to arrest Lupin. So, it's justified.
Lupin will never expect me to be waiting in his room.
He cannot escape from me this time.
- Room 605. - Here, sir.
I wonder what Pops is doing now?
I don't know. He may still be shouting on that truck.
- You think so? - You think so?
Our room number is 605. Oh, right here, right here.
Welcome, Lupin.
Let's see... who is in the wrong room, you or us?
You are.
You must be kidding!
No, this is not our room.
But, the room number was 605.
This gentleman tricked us, Jigen.
Well done, Lupin. You figured it out. But what you don't know is...
...that Inspector Zenigata is hiding in your real room.
Huh? Zenigata?
In the room next door, he is anxiously waiting...
...for all of you to enter.
Lupin.
Fujiko Mine!
When Lupin comes in...
This is what they call killing two birds with one stone.
If I wasn't watching over you, you would have been caught.
But, Fujiko, why are you here?
Listen to what he has to say.
I want you to work with me on a project, Lupin.
Your target must be really big for you to choose Lupin as a partner.
First, I want you to see this.
This is a bank in Switzerland.
We're planning on taking all the gold bars from the vault.
TV Cameras and infrared detectors have been installed on the way to the vault.
So, this is the vault.
It shouldn't be too difficult to crack it.
It's not that easy.
He is the only man who can open the vault.
Who is he?
He is the president of the bank.
His data is in the computer, and the door opens...
...only when the stored data matches the date in memory.
Then, the only way to get to the vault is through an underground tunnel.
That's correct. We'll use the sewage pipe nearby.
So, what do you say, Lupin?
Stealing is the easy part. How do you plan...
...to transport the gold out of the country?
So, old man, tell us your plan.
That's after you succeed.
He sure is secretive.
He is coming!
Over here, Pops.
Lupin?!
No entering other people's rooms without permission, Pops.
Damn it!
The vault is right above us.
We're counting on you, Goemon.
All right. It's dangerous. Step back.
It's Lupin! Damn it! He did it! That bastard! Lupin!
Now, tell me how to take the gold out of the country.
Put them into the furnace first. Then, melt them.
I wasn't expecting anything like this.
When they've melted, pour the gold into that mold.
You mean this? Oh, gosh!
Ready? Here we go!
It looks like he wants to combine all the gold bars into one big piece.
Wouldn't that stand out even more?
I don't know what on earth he's thinking about.
OK, that's enough. You can break the mold.
There! There! What the hell... There!
Come on, this is your next job.
I get it! Replace the body with the golden one.
What a clever idea.
The doors and other parts are all finished.
What a beautiful golden van. It's a shame we're painting it.
Hey, hey! You want us to do more work?
Well, just one more push!
I didn't expect to become a painter.
He treats us like dirt!
OK! You may go.
Thanks for your hard work.
Well, that bearded guy might be smarter than Lupin...
...to make a van out of gold bars.
He is an alchemist of modern times.
And we are his bodyguards as well as chauffeurs.
That pisses me off!
Don't be mad. Thanks to his idea, we crossed the border successfully.
I wonder what Pops is doing now?
He probably knows we did this.
A police blockade!
Where are you going?
To Nice in Southern France.
OK, get out of the van. All three of you.
Surprise!
Zen....
Zenigata! Pops!
I was waiting for you, Lupin. I know you stole the gold.
Then, look for it. There's no gold in here.
You sound too confident. Open the back.
But there's nothing interesting back there.
I'll be the judge of that.
what's this?
Hey, what the heck is going on?
This is pepper!
I don't want to be arrested just yet.
- Damn it! Wait! - My eyes are tearing...
It's too risky to go through France.
Let's go to Italy via Mont Blanc.
Wow! He's so persistent!
Wait, Lupin! You can't get away!
He got us!
We'll need new tires.
Let's leave the van here.
Hey, are you giving up the gold?
No, way. We'll come back later.
Pops will never guess that this van is made out of the gold we stole.
We'll distract Zenigata.
You and Fujiko should head the other way.
Understood.
There they are!
Stop!
Ah! Oh, no! This is not good.
What's with all this water?
This is the famous Mediterranean Sea.
You're finally cornered, Lupin.
Pops, you are unbelievably persistent.
Rain or shine, I'll chase you till I arrest you!
Go ahead, then.
Here we go!
I'm not letting you get away.
- Hey! Lupin! - Goodbye, Pops.
Lupin,You, dirty trickster!
I'll arrest you some day. I will prevail! Someday, for sure!
Lupin, how are we going to climb back up the cliff?
I didn't think that far ahead.
Don't you think it's a little fishy?
Why?
How can Zenigata appear wherever we go?
Somebody is tipping him off.
You mean... that guy?
I'm positive! That guy with the beard!
He probably intends to monopolize the gold.
Damn it! That bastard!
Punishment comes later. Let's get to the van first somehow.
- Then, let's fall down. - Yes, let's.
There it is. There it is! Yeah!
I'm glad you are safe.
As long as we have this golden van, there's nothing to complain about.
Now, let's fix the tires and go.
I've got you, Lupin.
It was worth waiting. Thanks for the tips.
A golden van. What a clever idea.
Pops, you have keen intuition.
Oh well. Jigen, Goemon, we'll have to give up the gold.
Damn it!
Then, I want a small souvenir.
- This... this is... - What's the matter?
This is not gold!
Im...impossible!!!
Lupin, it has been switched.
Oh, no! They got us!
Then, you've been fooled, too. This is just too funny!
Damn it, Lupin. Where are you? Come back, you chicken!
Poor Lupin and the gang. But everything went as planned.
Cheers.
- To the golden van, cheers! - Cheers!
Now, I'm going to cash in the gold.
I'll come with you.
I'm afraid not.
Why not?
Because you'll fall asleep soon.
It can't be...
I put a sleeping pill in your brandy.
Sweet dreams, Miss Mine.
How... how could you...
You can walk.
- You've deceived me all this time! - I used you because you knew Lupin.
Miss Mine. There is one more thing you've been deceived about.
Finally we are in Nice.
We walked with no food or water. I'm so exhausted!
Look, there's a restaurant. Let's go!
Oh, boy! This shrimp is delicious.
- Joys of a port city. - The wine is darn good, too.
If I ever find that guy, he'll be sorry.
Hey, look, Lupin! The golden van!
What? Many vans look like that. There is no way...
Huh?
I've seen him somewhere.
That guy is the president of the Swiss Bank.
Who are you?
Come on. Don't play dumb.
Your mistake was revealing your true identity...
...before I fell asleep, Mr. Wheelchair.
You are quite an actor.
Lupin!
So, we were just puppets in a play, directed by this guy.
Here's a thanks for leading us around by the nose!
We'll be the ones to draw the curtain for this play.
- That's my line. - Huh?
Lupin, finally I've got you and the golden van.
This is the end of the play.
Pops, here is the guy behind the curtain this time.
Let's take the van now.
Don't hold this against me, Lupin.
Fu... Fujiko!
Lupin, get in!
Hey, stop!
Fujiko plans to keep the gold all to herself.
She's way too greedy.
Hey! Stop the car! It's dangerous!
Stop the car! Stop the car!
Sigh... I don't like pushy guys like you.
There she goes, shaking her hips! She is a woman all right.
Oh, Fujiko!
Fujiko!
Poor Fujiko.
Lupin, are you crying for me?
What? Fujiko dear! You're alive!
- Lupin, give me your hand. - OK, O.K. Hold on a second.
Ah! Wait a minute, Lupin!
We can't forgive her.
Don't get so excited, you two. We were partially at fault, too.
Please, Jigen. Please, Goemon.
I'm so sorry, you guys.
Wow, it's gorgeous!
This was my idea. I came up with this idea!
Shut up! Be quiet!
My life would be easier if I could catch Lupin as easily as I caught you!
We pulled up a woman instead of the golden van.
The golden van is more appealing to me!
Rub, rub, rub...
Now, all is well.
Inventor Paolo threatens Italy to destroy the Tower of Pisa...
...by his earthquake machine unless he receives a ransom.
So I planned to steal the ransom. But it's not that easy.
NEXT EPISODE:
"Will the Leaning Tower of Pisa Be Standing?" (Shaky Pisa) See ya!